Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
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Don't worry, don't cry, drink vodka, and fly!
Tequila may not be the answer but it's worth a shot!
I want someone to look at me the same way that I look at gin.
Rum is tonic that clarifies the vision, and sets things in true perspective
Brandy and water spoils two good things.
I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.
He was a wise man who invented beer
